What method acting is for the stage, mezzofiction is for the page.

When reading I pretend I’m an editor, though when writing I realize I’m not.

In porn, men give blow jobs like they love men. Women give blow jobs like they love the camera.

Who would have believed that a Wushu Master of the tenth degree black sash could need such a release?

Nothing was like knowing you were the appetizer for a feast of orgy, that you were what whetted the guests and enticed them to devour.

I fantasize about making reality better.

An editor asked me what led me to write erotica. I replied, "A dirty mind, excess words, and an overactive sacral chakra.

People who avoid shadow scare me.

When you have permission from me to be the wolf, you’ll have no need for guilt as a human.

Amazing, life-altering anonymous picture quotes on FaceBook: Are they created by graphic designers who steal quotes or don't bother to research the author, or are they original and just have exceptionally less ego than I do? Cos if I ever write something that brilliant it's gonna have flashing headlights.